Introducing the REAL Klaus Schwab!

Introducing the REAL Klaus Schwab!


Known best for his role at the World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab joins our fighters in the Mortal Kombat Arena.

Watch out for his finishing move: GREAT RESET!

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Unlike most bald fighters, Klaus doesn't feel the need to wax or polish his head. Klaus doesn’t need to show that he was born in a good neighborhood to show that he is a real human being. Klaus feels that his body language, his actions and his mannerisms were all the result of natural selection, a process that is, as we all know, not perfect. Only a madman would presume him to be anything other than human.

 

Klaus Schwab is a man, and a master at his art of economic manipulation. He once devised a systematic method to control the output of a large number of securities for a limited period of time. He controls the output of a large number of securities by making sure the number of securities in a securities contract, the number of securities in an exchange, and the number of shares in the marketable securities is small so his share remains majority. He also absolutely loves the Mortal Kombat uniform set he invented (he created it in one week).

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In an interview with Playboy, he once said "I like to think that my most definitive feature is my love of browsing forums, it's where I realized the movie A Bug's Life reflectes me as a person, and human being" before suddenly killing the interviewer, drinking their blood, and storming out of the room. As The head of the WEF, he sees himself as above the laws of nations. He is a true artist with an unshakeable faith in the ability of human beings to create, destroy, and not just to manipulate; but to thrive on creating more manipulation. A true enigma, Schwab is just one of the few who can, and certainly the best that has yet been created.

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