People of the Earth, greetings. There is no need to fear. I'm not an alien. I'm a human being, too, just like you. I am from your future. About two hundred years from now, mid 23rd Century let's say. I can't detail the exact way we ended up here for security reasons but suffice to say we were swept upon your shores via a time warp and thus far the good Lord has yet to show us a way to get back to where we came from.
Regardless, we are here and have been for going on five Terran years now. Why we're dropping our screens now is a matter of security as well: all of yours and everyone's in the future we came from. Our records of this period in time are sketchy at best. Not a lot of conclusive documentation made it to our future. We know there was a global conflict and that this period was known as The Eugenic Wars. We know that there was a massive loss of life, about half of the planet. Since we've been up here we've been jacked into all of your communications systems - secret and open source. What we've been monitoring is worse than we could have ever imagined.
Your leaders are all, almost all of them, are lying to you. This so-called pandemic is a hoax. It's an excuse to redline the hysteria and coerce the injection of a vaccine that is really a radical gene therapy. It's not even that. It's nanotech that turns your body into a spike protein factory and sets up an antenna system in your blood to connect your biology to the Internet. It is also a biological warfare weapon. The batches they're distributing aren't all the same concoction. Some are saline. They're giving the kill shots to pockets of the voter population your leaders no longer want or desire.
Unfortunately, this operation has been successful in injecting their kill shot into about half the planet's population so these people will be dying off en masse within three years. We're afraid, from the dimensions of what we know of - and we know it all, trust me - that this operation will successfully kill off the entire human race if somebody doesn't put a boot down.
I guess we're going to have to be the boot.
Thanks to advanced technology - ours - we know who's doing what to who. So let's just cut to the chase and get down to brass tacks. There are no secrets here. None. We know everything going on inside of Cheyanne Mountain. And Mount Weather. And Site R. Skunk Worx and Area 51. This ship's sensor beams can "see" miles inside the mantle of the earth. You haven't made a base yet deep enough that we can't probe. We can eavesdrop on anything anywhere. So forget about it with the SCIFs already.
If you launch any nukes, we'll have to put a stop to that party. We can jerk every missile you've got out of the silos right now from orbit and pitch them all to the dark side of the moon. Even without firing our weapons (because our Highest Law prevents us from doing so not because we don't want to) there's still a lot we can do. Capisce? Do Mafiosi still speak Italian?
Fortunately for the perpetrators of this ongoing act of planetary scale murder, we are prohibited from initiating any sort of aggression to prevent this genocide. While we can't use overt force, we can interfere. You can count on us interfering. Decisively.
This so-called Great Reset is plainly insane. By 23rd Century standards, of course. But by your Woke standards of the present, this entire operation seems liberal, high-minded and just. Nonetheless, 23rd Century standards are clear. I must interfere. This ship and her crew must interfere. We have skin in this fight, too. 31% of my crew is from this very planet. Who cares if it's two hundred years from now? All of you living today are our ancestors. So we're going to put the boot down.
I plan a direct strategy. We can break into all communications systems on the planet simultaneously. We are. I'm taking this message right to the people of the Earth that are being marked for extermination by their so-called "betters." The Elites. Technically human, yes. But just technically.
I'm willing to bet my command that the common people of Earth, the hoi poi, once properly put on notice to the threat facing them will do the right and kinetic thing that needs to be done. Trust me, Elites, the people will do everything that needs to be done. I just need to A.) tell them about what's being done to them and B.) demonstrate to everyone that we really are who we say we are.
Oh yeah. Who are we. We are the Federation. The United Federation of Planets. In point of fact, Earth was the first and founding member of the Federation. That's why we call this star system Sector 001.
Know one thing people of the planet Earth: The United Federation of Planets is always standing by to be of assistance to any sentient population facing democide at the hands of their rulers and help them regain their liberty, autonomy, and rights in the face of this mass extinction event. You can take that to the bank.
We'll be communicating again soon.
JACK PARSONS PITT
COMMANDING U.S.S. LOVECRAFT
NCC-1888
STARDATE: 2202.22 (local)