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ThankMeLater, the Turtle

Uplander Chapter 1, Part 1 Welcome to Upland!

By ThankMeLater | Uplander | 25 Feb 2020

Hi, my name is ThankMeLater the Turtle. I’m an explorer that lives in the alternate digital reality; Upland! Upland is super cool and may even look familiar to you since it’s based on your world. Right now, my fellow explorers and I are traveling around this amazing city; San Francisco! There are a ton of people here, not nearly as many in the real San Francisco, but more people join every day!

I’m sure by now you’re asking yourself, what does an explorer do all day? Well, I’ll tell you! My friends and I wander around the city looking for interesting properties to buy and trade. Since our world was recently created there are a ton of properties no one even owns yet! Now, it's not just a free for all, we use our very own digital currency UPX to buy properties we want. Being a property mogul isn’t the only thing I do though; my favorite part of the day is when I get to hang out with my fellow explorers; like Kenny the Cat, Kent the Whale, and Bret the Dog. We talk about our recent additions to our collections and what else we will do in this great new world.

Recently we were visited by our Llama overlords (it’s a long story that I’ll have to explain later) and they let us know we are getting our very own airport and boy was that exciting! We got to hunt around the city looking for clues and my friend, Cinamun the Ship, even won the very first piece of the airport!

It’s really fun living in such a dynamic and ever-changing world. Our Llama overlords have promised us many new adventures to come and all the explorers are excited to see what’s next.

Until next time, happy exploring!

ThankMeLater the Turtle

Thanks for taking the time to read the first installment of my new blog Uplander, a reality blog based on a fictional world. Please let me know your feedback, this is my first time writing anything like this, so I appreciate it’s rough.

I will also be doing a more serious blog featuring in-depth game analysis, buying/selling strategies, tips, tricks, and more. So keep an eye out for that.

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Upland Blogger and Property Collector. First-time blogger, long time gamer. I hope you like what you read.


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