..and in the darkness bind them..
I thought I had seen them all... Microchips, vaccines, bioweapons, Bill Gates... But clearly, I was wrong. The human idiocy knows no limits. Allow me to present you the ultimate truth, as it was presented to me by a wild Facebook post:

Chances are you suck at Greek so here's the translation:
The 060606 patent by Microsoft that leads to the mark of the beast has been filed. We will be paid with microchip in the body.
This theory has everything. Bill gates. Vaccines. Microchips. And cryptocurrencies! I will leave an english videos at the end, from which I think this theory is coming from, in case you want to have some lulz. Or learn the "truth".. I am just too lazy to translate the whole article.
I only want to stay on a particular part of the theory:
Πρόκειται για μια πατέντα με κρυπτοτεχνολογία που θα επιτρέπει την «εξόρυξη» κρυπτονομίσματος από τους ίδιους τους ανθρώπους, δηλαδή την πληρωμή τους χρησιμοποιώντας δεδομένα από την φυσική τους κίνηση και την βιολογική καθημερινότητά τους που θα παρακολουθείται με δικό τσιπ.
Translation: It's a patent with cryptotechnology that will allow mining by the humans themselves, meaning they will get paid by crypto for data derived from their physical activity and their biological daily route that will be recorded by a microchip (note: implanted in the body, as explained in the article)
My only question is...How the fuck do I sign up for this? Or a free beta enroll? It sounds way much cooler then @actifit, lol.
The Truth In English