Love and monsters is a pile of shit!

By trumpman | trumpman | 7 May 2021


Looking for a good movie to watch on Netflix?

Then stay away from love and monsters because it sucks donkey balls.

This is a 2020 zombie apocalypse movie. But instead of zombies it has silly monsters. And a silly plot about a man and his dog in a journey to score some pussy while slaying monsters.

The biggest problem with the movie is that it can't decide what it wants to be. Comedy? Romance? Drama? Scary? Action? It feels like the producers are throwing one shit after the other on a wall hoping for something to stick. And of course none does, so it ends up being a huge pile of shit on the floor.

Maybe, just maybe this movie will be something a 10 year old will enjoy.

The only somewhat acceptable thing about the movie are the special effects. And even those are imo mediocre at best.

I must admit though that the dog was cute and it was a good boy.

I will give this movie a diarrhea out of 10. Don't waste your time. Unless it is to write a review on cinetv.io and earn some money 🤑

 

 

 

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