A man complains to his psychiatrist:
– Doctor, I feel like everything is changing so fast that I cannot keep up.
The doctor slowly asks:
– When do these changes occur?
– Since my girlfriend gets pregnant.
– I believe that becoming a father marks a significant turning point in one's life. Many changes are inevitable... But what changes do you notice?
The man sighs.
– Changing houses, changing jobs, and changing phone numbers.