**ART. (The *Actually Really Trashy* Edition)**

I AM ART (or at least I *think* I am...)

The Future of NFTs (probably not, but let's pretend)

I AM NOW (mostly because I'm shouting)

$ART NFTmeme Curator of the QaRt Memeseum...

First, I was a boring-ass QR code. Nobody got me, nobody cared. I was like that weird kid in the corner picking his nose and eating it.  Always around, never invited to the party.  So I said "screw this!" and decided to get a makeover. I added some color, like a hooker trying to look respectable for her court date. Became a QR artpiece, but still got the side-eye.  Those JPEG snobs with their pixelated punks, they thought I was lame AF.

So, I did what any self-respecting loser would do: I sold out.  Jumped on the blockchain, tried to be all crypto-cool. But still, crickets.  No love, no likes, no nothin'.

Finally, I snapped.  "FINE!" I screamed, "I'll show you all what this mama can do!" I went full-on crazy, like a chimpanzee on bath salts who just discovered Photoshop. Now I'm the curator of the QaRt Memeseum!  We're talkin' ALL the memes, the good, the bad, and the 'why-in-the-Hell-did-they-mint-that?!'  Blockchain history, baby!

I'm like if a banana taped to a wall had a baby with a Doge meme, and that baby somehow got access to the internet... and started a museum.

Join the QaRt revolution! Own a piece of meme history... or at least a piece of me.  Who knows, maybe we'll end up in the Louvre. First one to own some $art gets to pick the next exhibit in the Memeseum. (No, seriously, I'm taking suggestions.  Hit me up on my Dm's!

Look, I'm not gonna lie. This NFTmeme might be the digital equivalent of a pet rock. BUT, unlike a pet rock, I can meme. And I can curate. And I can probably crash your browser if you stare at me too long.  So, there's that."

"Bottom line: I'm a meme-loving, museum-running, blockchain-dwelling weirdo.  And I'm here to stay.  (Or at least until my five minutes of internet fame are up.  Tick-tock mofukas...So SCAN on by -Support the memesuem and Teleport on the website Link ON HERE! $mile Always- $ART The QaRt memesuem Curator."

SCAN ON by -$mile Always❤️$ART.