So I signed up for Publish0x a month ago, perhaps two, and back then most of the posts were about crypto. I deliberately thought "ha ha, I shall NOT write about crypto here, and I shall instantly become the most powerful person on the platform."

The internet does not wait for me, however, so when I finally got around to focusing again on monetizing channels, the top post I saw here was about ... ontology. Even worse, the only thing of note today for me was about... crypto. 

I had so many high hopes for what I was going to write. But I didn't, this is all you get for the moment, while I crack my knuckles and get ready to write a blog post that means something.

This is not that blog post. I'm so sorry, and if Publish0x introduces a refund button, it will probably be because of this post.