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When Iran shut down its domestic internet in early January, the effects rippled well beyond messaging apps and news sites. Bitcoin mining operations inside the country lost their ability to report hashes to pools and receive payouts, even as the ri...
29 Aug 2026 3 minute read 0 comments Thakudu
And no, your "too big to fail" exchange isn't immune. February 2025 wasn't supposed to look like this. Bitcoin was grinding toward new highs. Institutional flows were pouring in. And then Bybit — the second-largest crypto exchange by volume — got gut...
6 Aug 2026 4 minute read 1 comment Thakudu
"Your keys, your crypto." That’s the mantra we’ve been screaming at normies for a decade. Buy a hardware wallet, generate a 24-word seed phrase on a piece of steel, and bury it in your backyard. Simple, right? Well, let’s be real. The bedrock of Bi...
2 Aug 2026 4 minute read 0 comments Thakudu
Restaking was supposed to be the infinite yield machine. It wasn’t. Now, as we hit mid-2026, the EigenLayer ecosystem is entering its brutal maturity phase, and the market is finally pricing in the reality that not all Actively Validated Services (AV...
2 Aug 2026 4 minute read 0 comments Thakudu
July 1st was sold to us as the dawn of European crypto clarity. The Markets in Crypto-Assets (MiCA) regulation was supposed to bring institutions rushing in, paving the way for mass adoption. Let’s be real. It triggered a regulatory shadow-ban. While...
26 Jul 2026 4 minute read 0 comments Thakudu
One AI agent on Virtuals Protocol turned market intelligence into a printable edge. And no, it wasn't another ChatGPT wrapper with a Discord server. Here's the thing about AI crypto trading in 2025: most of it is noise. wrappers slapping "GPT-powered...
24 Jul 2026 3 minute read 0 comments Thakudu
The gold rush is over. What's left is the hangover, the survivors, and a $40 billion lesson in narrative arbitrage. TL;DR: The AI-agent token mania (2024–2025) is functionally dead. 90%+ of those tickers are zombie charts. The race didn't produce a...
24 Jul 2026 4 minute read 0 comments Thakudu
Three weeks from now marks the 55th anniversary of the single most consequential monetary decision in modern history. And crypto's sitting right in the blast radius. August 15, 1971. A Sunday. Nixon goes on TV and severs the dollar from gold. Brett...
22 Jul 2026 3 minute read 0 comments Thakudu
Someone finally solved Fable 5. And the crypto timeline lost its collective mind for about 72 hours straight. Here's the thing about cryptographic puzzles in Web3: they're either brilliant community-building exercises or elaborate engagement farming...
13 Jul 2026 3 minute read 0 comments Thakudu
Everyone thought Firedancer would flip the switch and instantly push Solana to a million TPS. Let's be real. It's July 2026, the client is running on roughly a fifth of the network, and the broader crypto market is currently bleeding out. Bitcoin jus...
