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4 May 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Zelle: [email protected] The laundromat is like a diner; I want to wash mymilkshakehat In the vat of foaming hamburgers, Run my fingers through the French Fry suds, Find someone's missing malted Sock Drying in the sink, Mop the checkerb...
4 Apr 2026 1 minute read 2 comments Nathan Payne
Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Seventy-Four 1. Do not go with Genghis Nudist. 2. Clothe your inner drunken Judas. 3. Forsake the way of Genghis Naked. 4. You will never be forsaked. Proverbios de Smog Capítulo Setent...
2 Apr 2024 6 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"Hell is famous for its taco, quesadillas, and devilishly tasty sauces."Taqueria el Infierno The mayor of Churumuco, Michoacán was gunned down on Friday while eating at Taqueria el Infierno in Morelia. Taqueria el Infierno is a hell-themed restaur...
30 Jul 2022 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
My guitar is in jail. It was convicted on 5 counts of rocking too hard in the free world, and was sentenced to 3 years in the Kemp Calaboose in Kemp, TX. Bonnie Parker of Bonnie & Clyde fame once spent the night in the Kemp Calaboose. According to...
