On the first day, God created the cow and said to her,
- '' Stay in the field with the farmer all day and suffer under the sun. Make calves and give milk to support the farmer. I give you a lifespan of 60 years. ''
The cow replied,
- '' it's a hell of a hard life that you want for me for 60 years. It's ok for 20 years and I'll give you back the other 40. ''

And God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said,
- '' Sit all day on the doorstep of the house and bark at anyone who walks in or walks past. I give you a lifespan of 20 years. ''

The dog said, 'It's too long to bark. Give me 10 years and I'll give you back the other 10. ''
So God agreed again.

On the third day God created the monkey and said to him,
- '' Amuse people, do scholarly tricks, make them laugh. I give you a lifespan of 20 years. ''
The monkey said, 'Antics for 20 years? It's too boring ! The dog made you 10 years old, right? Well I do the same, ok? ''
Once again God agreed.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, '
- 'Eat, sleep, play, fuck, have fun. Gland a nothing, I give you 20 years. ''

The man replied, 'What? Only 20 years old? What a slab! Look, I'm taking my 20s, the 40 the cow returned, the 10 from the dog, and the 10 from the monkey. That's 80, okay? ''

- "Ok!" Answered God. ''Bargain''.

This is how for the first 20 years of our life we ​​eat, sleep, play, fuck, have fun and do nothing.
For the next 40 years we worked as a convict in the sun to support our family.
For the next 10 years we do antics to distract our grandchildren.
And for the past 10 years we've been sitting in front of the house barking at everyone!