I Went to Hunt Bigfoot and All I Got Was Rug Pulled (Crypto Satire)
17 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
filed from somewhere in the blockchain woods The Expedition Begins It started with a Telegram DM that said, “Yo, brother, we’re tokenizing cryptids.”Naturally, I packed a GoPro, a ledger wallet, and a can of bug spray that expired during the ICO boo...
