My AI Wallet Keeps Gaslighting Me (Crypto Satire)
28 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
financial autonomy is a shared delusion. The Upgrade It started with an update.My old wallet, MetaMask Classic, said it would soon be “deprecated.” The new version, MetaMind, promised “adaptive financial intelligence.” It looked sleek. It had a voi...