Sugarfix-the funny side of life

Sugarfix-the funny side of life

Things that have happened but with some humor thrown in.


Amazon are launching a new Echo but have made a house I wouldn't want to live in

25 Sep 2020 1 minute read 9 comments Sugarfix

Amazon are launching a new Echo. It's ball-shaped and as usual the marketing says it's brilliant. With one command you can send music all over the house, yada, yada, yada. Amazon have thought of everything ....well almost ....the house they designed...

Review Challenge - Create a funny review that gets past censorship and is accepted

13 Sep 2020 1 minute read 17 comments Sugarfix

The other day I bought a toilet seat from a store called Wilko and they sent me an automated email asking me to review the product. I was "you want me to review a toilet seat....seriously? Ok let's see if this gets past censors" so I wrote.   A trea...

Crocodiles Can Live Forever - The Pros and Cons of being Immortal.

11 Feb 2020 2 minute read 5 comments Sugarfix

Ok so it is not strictly true.....but yet it sorta is as in theory they could. I see you looking all dubious "and who is this dweeb trying to kid". :) You see crocodiles don’t age or rather their cells don’t. This means that a 70 year old croc is jus...

Electric Eel Shock - Japan

12 May 2019 3 minute read 5 comments Sugarfix

  It was 3.30pm Saturday and I was in bed, wrapped round my girlfriend in a state of post-coital bliss. The phone rang. I hoped it would go away. It rang more. Aren't you going to get that? Meeeehhhhhh! Part growl, part resignation and clumsily grabb...

The Joy of Shaving

2 Apr 2019 6 minute read 9 comments Sugarfix

  I was sitting in a doctors surgery feeling decidedly miserable. Two days before my face had been pounded with a baseball bat and a steel pipe. My nose was flattened and my left eye socket was cracked in several places. I looked like a Panda. The do...