The Boring Company's Burnt Hair Fragrance Finally Ships

"A day late, a dollar short," the old saying goes. Well, how about a quarter late and $100 short? That may be capturing how I feel, as I await my bottle of Burnt Hair perfume from Elon Musk's Boring Company. The olfactory-tantalizing formula has yet to reach my nostrils, and my patience has grown thin. I actually began to think it would never arrive at all. But finally, an e-mail arrived the other day:


I had already been informed it was delayed, now apparently it "may already be on its way." I suppose I'll just pace back and forth by my mailbox ala Daffy Duck until it arrives. One thing is for sure: these gag products from the mind of Elon Mask never arrive on time. Are they worth it? They are still fetching a premium on the secondary market.

Bottles of "Burnt Hair" are selling on eBay for up to triple the original $100 price tag.


But what's funny about all this is that no one actually has one in-hand yet! These are all just the pre-orders being flipped before the product actually shipped. Well anyway, my bottle is evidently on the way to me. I will follow-up with an unboxing post once I receive it. That's all for this update on this unnecessarily long and goofy saga.

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