They may have just caught on to my multiaccounting trick, but the two accounts I was paying into both stopped paying back on the same day, so I'm gonna call it quits with crypto-emirate.ltd and move on to my next investing adventure: Coin Birds! I've already had about a dozen payments come through from Coin Birds to Payeer with no trouble and they are very fast. So, there are some TrustPilot reviews that claim you cannot withdraw more than 40% of what you have deposited. I haven't gotten there yet, so exercise caution if you do decide to invest.
If you haven't guessed yet, I have managed to get my internet back up. I didn't feel like waiting for a technician who wouldn't be here until Monday, so I took an old modem of mine and reset it, then configured it to the account at my present address (something tech support failed to accomplish from their end over the phone, idiots). I'll probably be spending most of tonight answering emails and updating ProvenPassive so, if you've tried to reach me, hang in there. Also, there seems to be an issue with the phone numbers I listed on the site to reach me, so ignore those until further notice.