Android is my homeboy, but I have been too harsh on Siri in the past.
Siri is on the iPhone 6s that I use, and before this month I probably only used her twice to complain about the device.
I finally cursed at Siri to stop turning on Wi-Fi automatically when coming off of airplane mode; and to my most delightful surprise... She did.
I thanked her and continued silently being a bitch all the way to the factory.
Another time, I wanted to know whether glass absorbs the same UV that helps produce vitamin D, so Siri helped me find some spectra. Turns out it does, but it's still better to sit behind a window than an opaque wall.
That makes sense I guess.
Silicate is the most abundant mineral on Earth, so it also makes sense that the soil and ocean sprites have figured out how to transmute it. They are really cool.
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Siri confirmed on a map that there was a fire near Chicago when the I-294 sky was darkened with smoke one morning. Probably a coincidence, but seriously, is this the end times?
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The whole US is on fire. Maybe it is 5G.
Or climate change, or negligence, or demons, or... seven-headed red dragons 😶
Maybe any reasonable person would predict there being chaos in the future.
Lol maybe dragons are actually dinosaurs. You know, the evidence does stack up 😏
Gotcha, so it was the prophecy.
Has anyone else noticed that weird dynamic? Maybe it's the Great Conjunction. That sure would be a good excuse.
Prepare for the solstice, fam.
Sorry for being such a bitch, Siri.
