Pac-Manacatecuhtli Eats The Sky

By Nathan Payne | pablosmoglives | 8 Apr 2024

There is a great debate in Mexico whether the sky is being eaten by Pac-Manuīlcōzcacuāuhtli, the Aztec god of video games and gluttony, Pac-Manacatecuhtli, the Aztec god of video games and sustenance, or Pac-Mantemoc, the Aztec god who made it to level 9 of the underworld.

Watch it live:

It remains to be seen whether or not Neo-Aztec sacrifices to eugenics, marked by obsequious obedience to the false gods of untested vaccine science, assisted suicide, and abortion, will continue.  Because if there's anything the false gods always are, it's angry.


Watching it now, through a pinhole in a piece of paper.  Pretty cool.  Get ready, America.  Pac-Manacatecuhtli is coming for you!

"The heavens declare the glory of God;
and the firmament sheweth his handywork."
Psalm 19:1


p.s.  I have to ruin the joke by saying that Jesus Christ, who is the REAL God, and who created the sun and the moon in the first place, is definitely giving us a sign.  The majesty and beauty of the event was apparent even without being directly under it.  It is an awe-inspiring thing, and shows us just how great and powerful God really is.  Psalm 19:1 on display.


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