Not So Cold Turkey - Begin
We all have our Internet crazy... Some of the things we do online are just plain bananas. Some of things we find online are to be scrolled into at lip licking pace - others we run to the proverbial hills from, and scroll heck out as quick as we got in. A bit like when you come home from a two-week Christmas vacation in Helsinki, open your apartment door and quickly realise that you had left the turkey out and the heating on... But that's another story.
In no particular order these are five things I have selected from the category - Scroll Out
One - There is nothing worse than flicking through websites that failed to live up to a larger Advertising Network's expectations. There are a great many Cryptocurrency Faucet sites that contain certain types of advertising via various outlets and tasks including shortlinks. I am talking about the good old Adult Entertainment X-Rated adverts. The one that you really do not need to flash up on screen while you have a few guests around.
Scroll Away Rating: 5/5
Two - The annoying adverts 'Skip in 5 Seconds' that pop up at the beginning of your favorite music video, then again half way through. Which genius thought up that idea? If nothing more than irritating they can often make you wonder what cookies are stashed in one's machine - not sure if an adult male, single, with bachelor pad needs to be seeing a Tampon commercial right before cracking out the Top-50 Most Banging Techno Tracks with the lads.
Scroll Away Rating: 4.5/5
Three - Flicking through your email inbox and spam folders you may bump into unsolicited contact from some rather important looking names. Look, for example... If Doctor General President Surgeon Sarah Finkalroy the Third, comes tapping on your email from a non-local nation, with a fantastic offer of whacking 60-million US Dollars into your bank account in exchange for accepting delivery of 100-tons of Gold Bullion and 20 pregnant camels... Just stay away, don't do it... Scroll out of there rapid.
We all get some crazy email, some should just go directly in the junk. Docking a point because some do entertain the funny bone.
Scroll Away Rating: 4/5
Four - I myself have nearly fallen for legitimate looking malicious email that looks like it is officially from Facebook or another social media account. But there is one or several general rules when dealing with this... CHECK - Senders email address as it is always not correct, spelling mistakes and grammar (not that it is a contest). Did the email appear in your spam folder with a subject 'Facebok'? Definitely not one to start typing your details into or following links.
Scroll Away Rating: 5/5
Five - Bitcoin Bazzilionaire Super Rich Mega Billions System... Endorsed by Kermit the Frog and the entire cast of The Muppet Show - who last week won $700-bazzilion with the latest craze to sweep Cryptocurrency enthusiasts looking to make a bank vault look like the change in your local pizza delivery guys pocket.
Need I say any more? Shame on you if you threw $4000 in Bitcoin or cold hard Mastercard at this.
Scroll Away Rating: 6/5
