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June 3rd: DeFi Passport? Antivirus software mining ETH? China's "crypto" lottery. NFTs down 90% - buying?

By Dahveed | Noncense | 3 Jun 2021


Residents of Beijing will be able to win a red envelope with 200 yuan worth of China’s digital currency in a lottery. But since it’s a communist lottery, the winners will have the honor and privilege of donating 400 yuan each to the Communist Party of China. 

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Sales of NFTs are down 90% from peak. So, guess they went from Non Fungible Tokens to Non Fencible Tokens. 

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A new, Sapphire, “DeFi Passport” may allow psudonymous on-chain credit checks and thus undercolleteralized loans. The creators warned that using DOGE or SHIB as collateral will automatically get the person deported.

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All 13 million customers of Norton360 antivirus will be able to mine ETH. At the same time, customers of Russia’s Kaspersky anti-virus will be able to mine the personal data of Norton360 users.

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A bronze statue in Budapest will try to immortalize Satoshi Nakamoto. But since nobody knows what he looks like, the statue will be modeled after your annoying friend that keeps talking about Bitcoin all the time.

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NFTs: are you buying, selling, pretending they don't exist?

 

 

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