June 13th: How ransomware BTC was taken back? Another Musk tweet. EOS lawsuit settled.
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June 13th: How ransomware BTC was taken back? Another Musk tweet. EOS lawsuit settled.

By Dahveed | Noncense | 14 Jun 2021


Bitcoin rises after a random bullish comment by Elon Musk about Tesla accepting it if mining becomes 50% greener. Musk also tweeted that Tesla will accept Mario Cash if GameStop gives players 50% more cheat codes.

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Block.one, the company behind EOS, settles a lawsuit about EOS’ ICO for $27.5M plus a promise to write at the top of any website for a new Block.one project in big bold letters: DAN LARIMER WILL GET BORED AND LEAVE THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU SELL YOUR BAGS.

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Crypto did not make it onto the SEC’s agenda. The Chair of SEC said: “Fuck that shit! I have 100B SHIB and our next stop is MOON.”

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Here’s a theory on how the Feds got back the Bitcoin ransom paid for the Colonial Pipeline. Here is another theory: they asked Putin nicely?

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DJ David Guetta is selling his $14M luxury Miami apartment for 380BTC. Dude’s gotta do what he’s gotta do to afford a EulerBeats original.

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What's your theory about that ransomware BTC?

 

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