As the title reads that is what this shall be (also short):

First of all I would like to thank some people who helped me gain my interest in writing, I'd like to thank my Mom, my beautiful wife, my three stooges ehem, sorry, children, but most of all the phoenicians who introduced the wide concept of reading right-to-left. (Bad jokes, I know)

Pineapples were once such a rare commodity that a monarch actually posed for a portrait with one (And people say we're crazy about food)

This site may say no profanity so I cannot make any comments on Blazing Saddles, other than: good movie, watch it and be offended or like it and find it funny.

The species of homo that had the largest cranial capacity was the Neanderthal, aka Neandertal.

Not all bones are connected, the hyoid is held together with muscles.

You now probably read the entire thing, tell me are the jokes lame dad ones? (Bring out your dead, bring out your dead)

Thank you for reading this short article.