Magic and Lasers
Magic and Lasers

Magic and Lasers

This blog is dedicated to the talk of Cryptocurrency topics, Futurism, Technology, And the general rantings of a Bearded Ginger Internet Assmaster. Enlightenment is possible here, but humor comes standard with every purchase.


I Read The XYO (COIN App) Whitepaper. This Is What I Discovered.

28 Feb 2020 5 minute read 18 comments SkinnerCrypto $4.99

Being a chunky, office nerd, sometimes I find activities that require me to do things like "walking" to be annoying. Not difficult or impossible mind you, I am no slouch (I am a dad, after all) However, I'm no cross country runner, Usain Bolt, or som...

I Have A BANANO Giveaway For You. I Need YOUR HELP.

26 Feb 2020 2 minute read 16 comments SkinnerCrypto $0.28

Hey Folks, so are you into BANANO? No? Well, BANANO would LOVE to be into you (Consensual Only). Some of you might remember that I recently did a full-on post and analysis for BANANO (Which you can read HERE). Well, since I happen to be an up-and-com...

I Dropped Out of College Ten Years Ago. Here's What's Happened To Me.

25 Feb 2020 8 minute read 13 comments SkinnerCrypto $0.75

Okay guys, while I LOVE to talk about crypto and generally make a fool of myself on the internet, I felt like I'd get a bit real with you today. Why? Because after 10 years of being out of college, I finally got my shit together and I have myself a n...

I Made My First Post On Steemit. This is How It Went Down.

23 Feb 2020 2 minute read 4 comments SkinnerCrypto $0.29

Alrighty folks, after saying I'm gonna do it for about a week and then FINALLY getting around to it (because I procrastinate), I finally did it. Holy hell, Call CNN, right? We need Wolf Blitzer NOW! But seriously, this took a little doing. Steemit's...

I Read About DigiByte. Here's What I Found Out.

22 Feb 2020 6 minute read 16 comments SkinnerCrypto $3.91

So, in my quest for more sweet, sweet Crypto, my journeys take me to ever increasingly interesting and maybe slightly obscure digital currencies. This is actually a currency I first learned about from FireFaucet (Fair Warning: Shameless Referral Link...

My Whitepaper: The No Horsesh*t Coin

21 Feb 2020 4 minute read 24 comments SkinnerCrypto $2.23

Hey there folks, after doing a bunch of research into crypto with a team of drunk people at a bar near MIT, I have decided to move forward with my own CryptoCurrency project. I hope you read my Whitepaper and invest in my ICO! (EDIT: Ignore that last...

I Randomly Chose a Cryptocurrency: CPUChain. This Is What I Discovered.

20 Feb 2020 5 minute read 5 comments SkinnerCrypto $2.65

So, I'm doing this exercise again because last time (VOLT Token) was really fun - albeit challenging. Today happens to be the 19th of February, so I went on down to my friendly neighborhood CryptoSlate and searched on page 19 of their coins - ranked...

I Read The Cardano Whitepaper(s). This Is What I Learned.

19 Feb 2020 5 minute read 18 comments SkinnerCrypto $3.13

I hear LOTS of people talk about Cardano. Surprisingly, I haven't even touched anything related to it until today and I'm guessing that's because there's like, a GAJILLION different cryptos out there now. Sue me. I have a short attention span. It's f...

STEEMIT Adventures Episode 1: The Onboarding

18 Feb 2020 3 minute read 10 comments SkinnerCrypto $0.18

This series of posts is gonna be a bit different from my other posts, because you're walking with me as I do this. Literally. Most of this writing is being done around the time I undertake this adventure. You're reading the field notes. You're seeing...

I Read The STEEM Whitepaper. Here's What I Discovered.

17 Feb 2020 6 minute read 50 comments SkinnerCrypto $4.72

Ah, Steem. More Specifically, Steemit. I have heard of it on and off again as I've made my way through CryptoLand, but I never actually gave it much thought. There's a lot of buzz on it, and I try to avoid the buzz as much as possible. Just another s...