Magic and Lasers
Magic and Lasers

Magic and Lasers

This blog is dedicated to the talk of Cryptocurrency topics, Futurism, Technology, And the general rantings of a Bearded Ginger Internet Assmaster. Enlightenment is possible here, but humor comes standard with every purchase.


I Read The XYO (COIN App) Whitepaper. This Is What I Discovered.

28 Feb 2020 5 minute read 18 comments SkinnerCrypto

Being a chunky, office nerd, sometimes I find activities that require me to do things like "walking" to be annoying. Not difficult or impossible mind you, I am no slouch (I am a dad, after all) However, I'm no cross country runner, Usain Bolt, or som...

I Have A BANANO Giveaway For You. I Need YOUR HELP.

26 Feb 2020 2 minute read 16 comments SkinnerCrypto

Hey Folks, so are you into BANANO? No? Well, BANANO would LOVE to be into you (Consensual Only). Some of you might remember that I recently did a full-on post and analysis for BANANO (Which you can read HERE). Well, since I happen to be an up-and-com...

I Dropped Out of College Ten Years Ago. Here's What's Happened To Me.

25 Feb 2020 8 minute read 13 comments SkinnerCrypto

Okay guys, while I LOVE to talk about crypto and generally make a fool of myself on the internet, I felt like I'd get a bit real with you today. Why? Because after 10 years of being out of college, I finally got my shit together and I have myself a n...

I Made My First Post On Steemit. This is How It Went Down.

23 Feb 2020 2 minute read 4 comments SkinnerCrypto

Alrighty folks, after saying I'm gonna do it for about a week and then FINALLY getting around to it (because I procrastinate), I finally did it. Holy hell, Call CNN, right? We need Wolf Blitzer NOW! But seriously, this took a little doing. Steemit's...

I Read About DigiByte. Here's What I Found Out.

22 Feb 2020 6 minute read 16 comments SkinnerCrypto

So, in my quest for more sweet, sweet Crypto, my journeys take me to ever increasingly interesting and maybe slightly obscure digital currencies. This is actually a currency I first learned about from FireFaucet (Fair Warning: Shameless Referral Link...

My Whitepaper: The No Horsesh*t Coin

21 Feb 2020 4 minute read 24 comments SkinnerCrypto

Hey there folks, after doing a bunch of research into crypto with a team of drunk people at a bar near MIT, I have decided to move forward with my own CryptoCurrency project. I hope you read my Whitepaper and invest in my ICO! (EDIT: Ignore that last...

I Randomly Chose a Cryptocurrency: CPUChain. This Is What I Discovered.

20 Feb 2020 5 minute read 5 comments SkinnerCrypto

So, I'm doing this exercise again because last time (VOLT Token) was really fun - albeit challenging. Today happens to be the 19th of February, so I went on down to my friendly neighborhood CryptoSlate and searched on page 19 of their coins - ranked...

I Read The Cardano Whitepaper(s). This Is What I Learned.

19 Feb 2020 5 minute read 18 comments SkinnerCrypto

I hear LOTS of people talk about Cardano. Surprisingly, I haven't even touched anything related to it until today and I'm guessing that's because there's like, a GAJILLION different cryptos out there now. Sue me. I have a short attention span. It's f...

STEEMIT Adventures Episode 1: The Onboarding

18 Feb 2020 3 minute read 10 comments SkinnerCrypto

This series of posts is gonna be a bit different from my other posts, because you're walking with me as I do this. Literally. Most of this writing is being done around the time I undertake this adventure. You're reading the field notes. You're seeing...

I Read The STEEM Whitepaper. Here's What I Discovered.

17 Feb 2020 6 minute read 50 comments SkinnerCrypto

Ah, Steem. More Specifically, Steemit. I have heard of it on and off again as I've made my way through CryptoLand, but I never actually gave it much thought. There's a lot of buzz on it, and I try to avoid the buzz as much as possible. Just another s...