Magic and Lasers
Magic and Lasers

Magic and Lasers

This blog is dedicated to the talk of Cryptocurrency topics, Futurism, Technology, And the general rantings of a Bearded Ginger Internet Assmaster. Enlightenment is possible here, but humor comes standard with every purchase.


I Think Due Diligence is More Important Than Ever in Crypto. Here’s Why.

19 Sep 2021 6 minute read 10 comments SkinnerCrypto

Okay, so I’ve been a big fan of DUE DILIGENCE since I began in the crypto space. It’s the only way to determine the health and strength of a crypto project, many of which have been fly by night in their approach and end up stealing your money. There’...

I Want to Be Financially Independent. Here’s How I Hope to Do That.

18 Sep 2021 9 minute read 22 comments SkinnerCrypto

After finishing my business degree at WGU, my mind was opened to a whole new world of possibility. Not in a “I just ate a bag of shrooms” type of way, but more in a way of enhanced awareness of what exists outside my little rural bubble. There is bus...

There Are Ways Shiba Inu could drastically increase in value. Here's How.

17 Sep 2021 5 minute read 4 comments SkinnerCrypto

Hey Everyone! So, being the milker of trends that I SO MUCH wish to be, today is a follow up post from my last post on SHIB. Specifically, I 'm gonna tell you why it doesn't take a dick wielding Merlin of a wizard to logically work out the possibilit...

I Read the Shiba Inu "Woof" Paper. Here's what I Discovered.

14 Sep 2021 4 minute read 14 comments SkinnerCrypto

So, here we go. I was thinking about DOGE the other day and I realized something. There are a lot of shitcoins out there. I never really like using that term because honestly, I enjoy reading into the tech of many different coins, even if they are lo...

I Vowed to Change My Fat-a**-ness. Here’s the Beginning of My Weight Loss Journey.

12 Sep 2021 7 minute read 55 comments SkinnerCrypto

Hey there everyone, today isn’t a crypto thing (unless I start investing in the Fat Ass Token\Sweatcoin ecosystem), but I am introducing Something new. So, a long, long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I was not a Fat Ginger Fat Man from the Planet...

I Read About Dogecoin, Because Hell, I Wanted to. This is What I Learned.

8 Sep 2021 3 minute read 16 comments SkinnerCrypto

Hey folks, I'm trying to get back to my basics, where all the fun stuff happened when I decided nearly two years ago I wanted to be some Crypto asshole on the Internet. I'm gonna relive the glory days and do a brand new coin review... which has proba...

The Dream of Autonmous Governance and The Will of The People

6 Sep 2021 9 minute read 10 comments SkinnerCrypto

I’ve been thinking on the subject of autonomous governance for some time now, and I have begun to put together what I like to call a “framework” by which I think it can be successfully accomplished given the proper technological resources and time. I...

Uh Oh, Guess Who's Back? Hiatus OVER.

23 Aug 2021 1 minute read 6 comments SkinnerCrypto

Well, it's been a long ass time ladies and gentlemen. And HOLY SHIT does the Crypto Game change! BTC went so high that it needs to share what its smoking with the rest of us. CoinBase started kicking ass, releasing a million different cryptos onto it...

Decentralization Is PROBABLY Not The "End-All Be-All" of Crypto. Listen To My Reasoning Before You Kill Me.

26 Nov 2020 8 minute read 22 comments SkinnerCrypto

Hey there! So, I have been doing some  SUPER SERIOUS thinking about a couple things very much related to the heart of crypto, and I thought I would field them here. Of course, being a dry asshole never really made any technical information interestin...

I Plagiarized Carlos and Created the Fat A** Token. Here's How It Works.

23 Nov 2020 5 minute read 21 comments SkinnerCrypto

So, if you have kept track of my shenanigans on the Salt Token, you might remember that my "No Horseshit Coin" Cardboard Blockchain Manager Carlos resigned. When I say "resigned" I mean he "redesigned" my center of operations (and the faces of my oth...