Hey Folks, so are you into BANANO? No? Well, BANANO would LOVE to be into you (Consensual Only). Some of you might remember that I recently did a full-on post and analysis for BANANO (Which you can read HERE). Well, since I happen to be an up-and-coming Internet Asshole and I love their project, they asked me to help out a little. Frankly, I was shocked. This is how the conversation went down:
"Yo SkinnerCrypto What it do?"
"Why are you talking like that?"
"No matter, we need you to give out 10,000 BANANO to some of your bois [and girls]"
"Well, sure not a problem! Lemme get right after that."
"Werd Up."
They then proceeded to douse me in the greatest BANANO Dousing of my life. If I had to describe the experience, it would be similar to chewing Five Gum. If it were Banana flavored (Real talk Wrigley, hit me up. We can make this happen).
But I don't have time to savor the flavor folks, and it definitely wouldn't do for me to get high off my own BANANO supply. SO I NEED TO GIVE IT TO YOU, STAT.
GIMME DA BANANO, BOSS.
Okay, so here's what I need you to do:
1.) Go on over to Uptrennd.com and create an account (If you haven't already got one). They are the shit and they're the newest up and coming folks in the Crypto Social Media Realm. I highly recommend them.
2.) Once you've done that, please GO TO THIS POST. You need to VOTE BANANO.
3.) After you've done these simple steps, please Leave your BANANO Address either IN THE COMMENT SECTION BELOW or email me at [email protected] Send me a proof like a link to your account or something. I don't care, just send me something so I know you're helpin' out brah.
4.) After the Contest is completed, 10,000 BANANO will be distributed evenly among each of the participants.
But, Ginger Man, Why are You Selling Out To BANANO?
I'm not, and bless you for thinking that I am. I would love to sell out to a big shot Crypto Company. Maybe then I can finally find myself a really sweet Crypto Waifu Who loves me like it's 2017.
Oh, Hermione. If Only This Meme was More Than a Dream.
Don't be like me. Don't let your Memes be Dreams. I really believe in these guys. Follow my really dumbass simple instructions and you can be on your way to a sweet investment. And for you numbers folks, here's a quick CoinGecko Ticker:
Not Convinced? READ MY ARTICLE.
B-But Ginger Man! I Don't Have a BANANO Address!!
No worries, My friends. I got you covered. Go to The KALIUM APP WEBSITE, Download The Kalium Wallet and Set yourself up a BANANO Address. You won't regret it. I certainly don't.
Thank you SO SO MUCH For Reading, if you're not already following me, please consider doing that. I'm damn near at 1000 followers. Submit to peer pressure and do the same thing. I love you either way.
