The Mailman
1 Jul 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Michael Wais
I just went up to hug him and said, "IIIIII LOOOOOVVVEEEE LLIIIFFFEEEE!!!!" YAAAAAAASSSS!!!
I have Mad Ninja Skills!
1 Jul 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Michael Wais
I just went up to hug him and said, "IIIIII LOOOOOVVVEEEE LLIIIFFFEEEE!!!!" YAAAAAAASSSS!!!
1 Jul 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Michael Wais
So I went to the liquor store today and I went... "IIIIIII LOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE LLIIIIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!"
1 Jul 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Michael Wais
Loving life!!! YES!!!! I AM ALIVE!!! I am very much alive. I believe I am alive. I am a manatee trapped inside a man's body.
1 Jul 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Michael Wais
I am a taco! Not a burrito! Do you know that you are a taco too? Maybe you are a fish taco. Aaaaayyyaaaaaa, IIIII LLOOOOVVEEE LLIIIIIFFFEEEE!!!! YYAAAAAASSS!!!!
1 Jul 2019 1 minute read 1 comment Michael Wais
Someday you wake up and you go, "WHOA MAN!!! LIFE IS AWESOME!!" and you're like "OMG!!! I WANT TACOS!!!! I LOOOVVEEE LLIIIIIFFFEEE!!!!" Then you jump up and down on the couch and you're bouncing off the walls loving life! YEAH I LOVE LIFE!!! And ther...
23 Jun 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Michael Wais
YES!!!! LIFE IS AWESOME!!! WE CAN DO ANYTHING!!! Booyaaaaaaaaaaah!!! I love my life and yeah everything's so awesome!!! I need to jump up and down and up and down and up and down on my couch!!!! I LOOOOOVVVEEE LLIIIIIFFFEEE!!! WE CAN DO ANYTHING!! WE...