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3 Dec 2021 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
FR : Un tireur d'élite entre chez son armurier pour acheter une nouvelle lunette de visée. Le gars lui présente un nouveau modèle super performant: Vous voyez la maison là-bas sur la colline à 3 km, c'est chez moi, utilisez la lunette vous y verre...
16 Aug 2021 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
He is a rather thin man who walks into a bar and approaches a rather burly man.He tells him:- Excuse me sir, but I think my cat just killed your dog.Then the sturdy man looks at him with wide eyes and says to him:- Sorry ?- I said I think my cat just...
16 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
EN : A blonde says to her husband: - This morning, my colleague Brigitte told me that she was pregnant, and that she was expecting twins. I wouldn't want to be in his place for the world! - Well, why ? - It must be super long an 18 month pregnancy, r...
14 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
EN : One morning, Toto arrives at school with a bouquet of flowers he picked from his parents' garden. He says : - Here, mistress, it is for you. I must tell you that I am very much in love with you, and that I would like to marry you! - Thank you ve...
25 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
EN : A man sees his girlfriend packing her bags. Puzzled, he asks her: - What are you doing ? - I'm leaving you ! - Can I know why ?? - Because you're a pedophile! - But how can you know such a word at 10 years old !? FR : Un homme voit sa petite ami...
21 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
EN : A gynecologist examines a female patient and tells her: - Madam, I must admit that I have never seen something so big, so big, so big ... - No need to repeat doctor. - I'm not repeating, it's the echoes! FR : Un gynécologue examine une patiente...
19 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
EN : In a campsite, 3 friends sleep in the same tent. In the early morning, they discuss: - I dreamed that someone stroked my penis. - I dreamed of that too! The last guy, who slept in the middle, says: - I dreamed that I was cross-country skiing ......
18 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
EN : A completely drunk guy comes to ring insistently at peoplein the middle of the night.The man of the house stands up and asks furiously:" What do you want ?"The other answers him:"Come push me !!! You have to come push me !!!!"The owner of the ho...
18 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
EN : A middle-aged woman becomes unwell and ends up in hospital. She wakes up medicated and sees god in front of her.Afraid to find herself in the hospital, she asks her creator, "Am I going to die soon?" and the one answers "No, you have 20 years to...
7 Oct 2020 3 minute read 0 comments odin59
01 : EN : A mother-in-law decides whether her three sons-in-law love her or at least appreciate her ...The next day while walking by the river with her first son-in-law, she slips into the water and begins to drown, the son-in-law without hesitation...
