Why I Want To Be A Dollar Store Poet

Why I Want To Be A Dollar Store Poet

By JAQ61188 | JAQ61188 | 7 Jan 2020


At dollar stores, there are always books

being sold that nobody cares about.

 

Bad romance novels

Trashy detective stories

Boring political books

Inspirational self-help gloop

but there's never really any poetry

 

I want to have a bad poetry book

at a dollar store so that whenever

someone confuses me for a dollar-store 

worker when I'm wearing a nice

button-down shirt and some neat

black slacks, I will be able to say,

“No, I don't work here but I have 

a bad poetry book for sale though.

Please buy it.”

 

This was a poem of mine that was originally published on the website, Philosophical Idiot.

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JAQ61188
JAQ61188

I am a guy from new jersey who is currently getting a masters in accounting. I also like to write poetry. IG: JosephAndrew27 I write handwritten poetry.


JAQ61188
JAQ61188

Here I will lie poems that will hopefully make you think or give you a smile.

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