(IJCH) Human 2.0 Bug Fixes, Vulnerability Patches and Updates (Humor)
IJCH - Inside JaiChai's Head(Meaning: My Warped, Personal Opinions and Musings)
From the Author:
Salutations.
I am JaiChai.
And if I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you before, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance now.
I invite you to interact with everyone, learn, and have as much fun as possible!
For my returning online friends, "It's always great to see you again!"
Short List of Bug Fixes, Vulnerability Patches, and Updates for Human 2.0
The NextGen Human 2.0 models will feature the following:
Multi-Orgasmic Males

300% more efficient Backward Bending Knees
Photosynthetic Mode (for times of famine)

Closed (In-Body) Hydration System
(Decreases external water needs by 98 per cent)
Retractable Gills
A Noxious Fume Respiration Mode (1.75 X better than our brethren alien)
An "On-Demand" Second Mouth (Can be located anywhere, but most prefer on the neck.)
Why? Because women have two breasts!
Just saying...
By JaiChai
May you and yours be well and love life today.
Namaste (I recognize the divine in you, my friend.)
Really Appreciate You Stopping By.
Truly hope to see you again!
About the Author
Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life – while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.
In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.
After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.
Since then, he's been a full-time, single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency - plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).
He lives on an island paradise with his teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and three dogs.
"My mind was a terrible thing to waste..." - JaiChai

