IJCH - Inside JaiChai's Head
(Meaning: My Warped, Personal Opinions and Musings)
From the Author:
Salutations.
I am JaiChai.
And if I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you before, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance now.
I invite you to interact with everyone, learn, and have as much fun as possible!
For my returning online friends, "It's always great to see you again!"
Props to @tattoodjay for his "My Actifit Report Card: August 19 2019" post.
His post URL contains vividly beautiful images of some famous New York's skyscrapers.
Check it out at https://steemit.com/actifit/@tattoodjay/actifit-tattoodjay-20190819t225931952z#@jaichai/pwisjp.
After reading @tattoodjay's post, I was compelled to submit this comment:
Conversation with a Feminazi (Humor)
[To @tattoodjay:]
Your post - especially the images - made me remember a recent conversation I had with a rather attractive, but staunch Feminazi.
No kidding.
She's hot!
Reminds me of Megan Fox.
Anyway, the following are a few excerpts from our lively, little chat:
Feminazi: "All those skyscrapers really do is provide a way for their owners to brandish their penises. What a waste of money!"
Me: "First off, I prefer using 'penii' (one of the two modern alternate words for the plural of 'penis'; the other being 'pene') instead of 'penises'; mainly because it sounds more scientific."
[Brow furrowed, the Feminazi is silent now. Mouth open.]
Me: "And secondly, when I look at those buildings, I marvel at all those beautiful archway vaginas."
[Remaing silent, the Feminazi unconsciously licks her lips and swallows. No really! I swear, it wasn't imaginary!]
Me: [Smiling] "And IMHO, beautiful vaginas are NEVER a waste of money!"
[Feminazi is smiling now too. And scoots her bar stool closer to mine...]
Imagine That?
By JaiChai
May you and yours be well and love life today.
Namaste.
Really Appreciate You Stopping By.
Truly hope to see you again!
About the Author
Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life – while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.
In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.
After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.
Since then, he's been a full-time, single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency - plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).
He lives on an island paradise with his teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and three dogs.
"My mind was a terrible thing to waste..." - JaiChai
