Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)
Hello Frens!
It’s been far too long since I could express myself fully in written form.
My Youtube misadventures have cost me money and time.
In a sense this is good news. Maybe I wasn’t meant to be popular.
By definition the majority of traders can NOT win. Trading is a negative sum game.
Maybe being a weirdo has benefits. I see people whining in Youtube comments, Discord servers, and Reddit forums about how they can’t make money in the markets.
When you go through their comment history you see a few common traits.
They over pay, under sell or they use leverage.
In addition they probably suffer from BCD (Brain Cell Deficiency).
How else can you explain it?
About a year ago, you could have bought Bitcoin at around $21,000 or so. Almost no one did.
Fast forward to now people are rushing in to buy at TRIPLE the price AND they open leverage long positions!
Then they have the nerve to cry about how they lost money.
You can’t make this stuff up!
Despite the recent blip, (probably due to leveraged traders getting liquidated) I think we finally won.
Could Bitcoin dip back down to $50,000?
Sure, but I have limit orders set for direct Bitcoin purchases for HODL purposes. I also have indirect Bitcoin trades (Microstrategy, miners, ETFs) for trading purposes.
Will it be a bumpy ride?
Of course.
Old hands that have preceded me and fought as cohorts will not be fazed.
First They Ignore Us, Then They Laugh at US, Then They Attack US, Then We Win.
For the past two years we have been ridiculed.
THEY shamed us, mocked us, and dragged us through the muck.
We even got screwed by “our own”.
BlockFi, Celsius, 3AC, FTX, Gemini, LUNA, and Genesis/DCG will hopefully get flushed away like the crypto fecal matter that they are.
We have suffered greatly and we DESERVE reparations in the form of big hulking green candles!
$100K Bitcoin should be an appetizer.
But let’s not get too cocky…
Troll’s Granny: Did someone say cock? Time to pay the rent fat boy!
Panda: Gladly!
Troll’s Granny: Wait, you actually WANT to pay with filthy acts?!?
Panda: That’s right I’ve been backed up since the crypto winter!
Troll’s Granny: Did you get BIGGER AND GIRTHIER?
Panda: I’m engorged with the power of a million satoshis!
Troll’s Granny: OHHHHH!
<HOURS LATER>
Publish0x Troll: Why are you walking funny Granny?!?
Troll’s Granny: Don’t worry about that dear…
Panda: Make me a sammich woman!
Publish0x Troll: You can’t talk to her like that!
Troll’s Granny: He earned it Troll
Publish0x Troll: You’ve been acting like a panda prick ever since Bitcoin started pumping!
Panda: Ha! I’m going to be even MORE insufferable, the bull market is just getting started!
Publish0x Troll: What do you mean?
Panda: Altcoin season is next and then the usual scam token cycle into the next crypto winter
Troll’s Granny: It’s time to pump your bags and your hags!
Publish0x Troll & Panda: Aaagh!
Remember to move your investment grade crypto to a safe place like a hardware wallet!
Don’t f!@# it up this time! Your financial future depends on it!
Obviously none of this is formal financial or tax advice. You need to find qualified professionals in your jurisdiction.
Be sharp, stay hungry let’s get that money!
