Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)
WARNING: This post isn’t for the faint of heart or prudes…
Things looked bleak for a long time.
CeFi bankruptcies hogged the headlines.
Degens were dumping their satoshis and for a while it looked like Bitcoin was going to four digits.
They were so bad that I saw ETH gas prices at UNDER 10 gewi.
But the bulls have finally returned.
I’ve started working out again. I still have more flab to shed but make no mistake I will be like the mighty phoenix reborn from the ashes.
Women won’t be able to resist a cocky buff panda with that sweet, sweet satosji stash.
Your sisters, moms, aunties, and even grannies won’t be safe around me
They don’t stand a chance against a charming Panda…
Publish0x Troll: Hah, I’ll believe it when I see it!
Panda: <Flexes>
Publish0x Troll: How did you get all those bulges!!!
Troll’s Granny: There’s only one bulge that I’m interested in…Time to pay the rent Panda!
Panda: With pleasure!
Troll’s Granny: Wait you actually have cash?!?
Panda: That’s right! And that’s not all I’m going to pay off my back rent in another way.
Troll’s Granny: OH Panda!
<HOURS LATER>
Panda: Where do you think you’re going???
Troll’s Granny: But we already went THREE rounds!!!
Panda: Invite Eunice and Gertrude over then!
<HOURS LATER>
Publish0x Troll: What the hell is happening???
Panda: I used to be celibate and depressed but Bitcoin fixes this!
That’s right frens ol’ Panda is back!
If you thought I was insuffereable before…
Watch out!
You can’t keep a good Panda down for long.
Bitcoin finally has gotten off the mat and so has a good chunk of the crypto market.
The bull run hasn’t even started yet!
We still need to reach the old highs of $69,420 <snicker, snicker>
It’s amazing how paper gains can enhance the mood.
I’ve put off so many normal life activities just so I could survive.
I was backed up but now I’m back up.
Could we see $80,000 Bitcoin in 2024 or will some black swan swoop in and knock us back to poverty again?
Only time will tell, until then Big Daddy Panda has some chores to do around the house if you know what I mean...
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