Cryptonauts we love you!! The city lights are lovely tonight, Miami won't get the third Bitcoin event !! but Miami IS the "Crypto Capital" according our mayor Francis!! Just don't talk about Miamicoin !!! no no... ah ha ha ha OK it's a chit coin only Mayor Suarez or maybe Sugarfix could love...
warmup funny,
exhibit A entitled 95% drop right after the mayor endorses ya ah ha ha ha 
TLDR: ALLL dead cat ALL the time, NO bounce.
Off all the Grand Theft Auto releases where we have driven in real life around where the game was set, the Miami one always most affected us when driving IRL. It's HARD not to think you are in the game ya want to drive on the sand at Miami Beach!! 
That's very funny as Vice City is an older release. Ya would think the newer ones would be stickier.
It is probably because Vice City Miami embraced GTA as a lifestyle. Below the city lights, the supercars whine & growl like mad cats, they keep sounding like big bikes to us but it's all the new vettes that look like lambos, and lambos/ maseratis / chargers / porsches mustangs, rolls royce jeeps, whatEVER all driving like MAJOR league ($#holes. It's HILARIOUS all the big intersections have huge burnout doughnut marks on them. We've seen three wrecks, 4-5 fender benders and watched a nice mustang lose its entire front air dam construction on the giant storm curbs they have here!! Saw our favorite old Countach being towed away ar ar ar !!
OK funnier & more crypto funnies Dave. Well we got our boy the king is a Fink kissing up to BTC on and ON AND ON.. now he's saying Crypto will TRANSCEND, boy, ah said trans CEND!!! ah ha ha it's so funny now that you see what he is up to 
TLDR and there it IS. Larry loves crypto so much he's gonna smother it as best he can.
Larry gives an interview: 
TLDR: the REAL story- the REAL Larry interview:
"We fought like hell to keep everyone out of crypto for as long as we could, but international reality has set in. Since we know smart people will go to crypto, we are now set to justify talking all of their money into our paper crypto instead. That way, the current Cantillon positioned kleptocratic world order can continue with as little disruption from Bitcoin as possible.
Oh, and Gary? don't worry about that lapdog, he did his job perfectly but since we are ready now, we can dropkick him anytime!!! "
ah HA HA ar ar ar ar 00000000!!
oohhhh tropical reading music then TLDR punk love song covers, just can't stop... well maybe we should ar ar ar !
OK OK FUNNIER MORE CRYPTO Dave!! Here we go we saved the best for last!! Cuz we love you mighty watch army riders!!
The dust is clearing now, cooler heads are thinking, and everyone knows how badly Gary got beat up yesterday!! With King Fink staring down at him!! Gary lost the main case - coins sold on exchanges are NOT securities. For ICOs it seems to depend on was there direct contact between the lab and the investors, were promises made?? & the answer is no, usually no one knew it was Ripple selling them their coins, Gary could easily lose the whole case.
And THAT's why we saw headines like THIS yesterday ah HA HA HA HA 
TLDR it's really funny, Brad was shouting he was gonna win for a long time, yeeeHAW he was RIGHT!!!!
but it's becoming EVER so clear today ah HA HA HA. Gary was bluffing all along he had NOTHING AH HA HA
TLDR: Gary's position is SO WEAK the STRONGEST play for him is to DO NOTHING !!!
#$(*&#$(*& !!! jerk. Still funny tho!!
We love you cryptonauts!! Stay safe, things are heating up!!
Please keep those recruits coming Captains!! Your mighty watch army longs for you to RIDE!!
Peace out,
love
Dave
