Achieve luck, happiness, and cryptocurrency in 2021 with Lemon Pig technology

By friend | good content | 1 Jan 2021

Goodbye 2020

Hello there, friends!

For many of us 2020 has now passed and for the rest it should be over within the next few hours. And what a relief that is! 😌

It has been a year of ups (BTC) and downs (XRP). A year of joys and sorrows.

Ok, enough reminiscing. Now it's time to look to the future! Let's look onward to 2021.

The Lemon Pig

So what if I told you there was a way to achieve luck, happiness, and via the transitive property, cryptocurrency. Happiness is a warm bitcoin, after all!

Well, there may just be. Today I learned of a technology called the Lemon Pig via the media.

The Lemon Pig is a construct that is said to bring good luck and happiness in the New Year. And best of all... it's incredibly simple to make! Here's how you do that.

Lemon Pig Instructions

You will need the following materials:

1 lemon or other citrus (e.g. lime)
Four tooth picks
1 lucky penny or other coin (e.g. nickel)
2 allspice cloves or black pepper corns
a bit of foil for the tail
a knife

Once you've acquired these artifacts, you can begin assembling The Lemon Pig.

To do so, simply:

1. Cut a slit under the pointy part of the lemon and shove the penny in it

2. Gouge out two holes above the slit to insert the eyes

3. Cut some flaps to make ears

4. Poke a hole in the back and jam in the foil to make a tail

5. Shove the tooth picks down below to make four legs

That's it!

Next you must make a wish upon The Lemon Pig to acquire the cryptocurrency of your choosing. I am hoping the pig places 1 bitcoin (BTC) below my pillow*.

Good luck!

Disclaimer

*The Lemon Pig is just a lemon with a penny in the mouth. I don't think it is actually a sentient being. Therefore there is no guarantee of results with this approach.