FT crypto watch WEEKEND May 6th

Cryptonauts we love you!! Kick those engines over your mighty watch army RIDES !!b64eafc6174aeb624d432db99353b48e615a14b0c803fbfa96fc7ca466746c82.pngTLDR: Bring it ON, pink Pravda!! 

Oh, its already brung aiight !1 ar ar ar !! 

Here's one -  it's another " despite the fall of crypto, things actually look great' ones ah ha ha hahfbbc07c0c26979cfac6063098abec5642663ff58c970e9aa1c8919442fbade6d.pngTLDR: Sothedy's goes NFT baby!!

Here's a quickie.  If you get ripped off by regular fraud, the gummint might pay you back.  But if you paid in CRYPTO, TOUGH @#(*@&@*(&*(!!!  to YOU pal!! 7c13257f7fa26492dc8d8d88a62d826a6b3ee72b5fc939fa7f2e5653dfe0e3b1.pngTLDR aint that some fraganackle BS fer sure!! 


Online, we walk point into fierce anti crypto narrative like always!!   Hey hey snazzy new neggy graphics agitprop!! f92f4166cfc71ef49b208f1ace5823971ed49fdf8d438889ac693af3e99e5133.pngTLDR: The OpenSea insider trading case is funny. again, a lowly product manager Nate dog bought NFTs that he knew would be featured soon, then dumped them.  Bye bye product manager!! You knew that was wrong!! 

Coinbase is up 7% after earnings come back a tad

the white house is gunning for a 30% miner's tax.  Blah blah BLAH, electricity = the ukraine.  Now do the ESG of the Petrodollar and the global financial system, include the private jets and the methane dumps!!

Dear readers know, like every other mining story, it just doesn't matter.  Tho the tax should be less so it gets paid more instead of just driving miners offshore and off the grid.

Rehash how even tho BTC number go up, it don't matter cuz markets are thin.  What EVER. 

Rehash South Korea compliance without law enforcement - course the FT does not frame it THAT way ah HA HA HA HA HA!!


Oh here's a "big league" story ah HA HA HA HA HA the bobbys Clamped Down on some cheezy BTC ATMs in Sheffield!! ah HA HA HA ar ar ar ar 0000 BIg league!!  BIG LEAGUE AH HA HA HA HA!! 61cd564063515419c0fe543b287c24ce6fb6ca80b2fafe9bf3ce687e969d4b23.png

Feel our power mighty watch army!! it's an only SLIGHTLY negative graph to close!! We have them running scared!!! ah ha ha!! There was no bad news to publish!! AH ha ah ha ha ha!!

d4d001a1633ff4270a435fed0f8fd59c4bff03e9fa81e984abd53b23344e9537.pngTLDR: we love y'all! 


Peace out!! Take interstellar care of yourselves and each other, your Watch Army needs you healthy and ready to rock!! 



please refer a friend!!  Thanking you!! 



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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!!
FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!!

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