Cryptonauts we love ya!! But the Tradfi salmon lady, not so much!!
Here's a funny in pink print tho:
TLDR: NOT just one lone hedgie short, The freaking BANK O ENGERLAND tried to wake the woke up !! Unfortunately, the head of the San Fran Fed got the gig because she was the first openly gay woman to ask for it, she never held a banking job in her life!! AND the SF Fed sat on the woke SVB board !! & was the ONLY experienced banker THERE!!! Dear readers know SVB had safe spaces but no chief risk officer, it woulda cramped their STYLE!! Even funnier, the SVB could have hedged their risk flat for pretty low costs if they had listened to the B of E 24 months ago ah HA HA HA HA HAH!!
well, ya know, priorities!! The BoE can't really throw stones!! The BoE has priorities TOO, like ignoring the last two PM's attempts to make the City Crypto Friendly!!
Other funnies as we watch the world slide into whatever you call it, where ALL the decisions are made by unelected central banks
TLDR: still a bit of fight left in the West!! Not gonna work tho, the Swiss just CHANGED THE LAW when they needed to !! Big funny when your fellow central banks spit on you!! ar ar ar ar ooo000OOOOO!!!
even Banx weighs in!! 
TLDR: which leads to some nasty (trigger warning) reading music! TLDR: but we are here for the FUNNIES!! Can we find some more?
Well, no, just more lies. Here the FT steals our clown car wreck memes ( "transitory inflation" AH HA HA HA HA HA!!) ("no serious economist sees inflation ar ar ar rooo0000!! stop!! PLEASE) and tries to twist them to try and apply them to all the good guys !!! in crypto. 
TLDR: a nasty hack job, conflating all the crooks and con men with the good guys in crypto. And of course, taking the elitist, racist, class warfare view and IGNORING all the good crypto has already done in the countries that needed it the most!! AND IGNORING ALL THE DAMAGE DONE BY THE REAL MEN & WOMEN IN SUITS!! The absolute monkeys that brought us inflation and crashed the biggest banks ever!! 
Crypto already HAS "changed the way we send money around the world, making the financial system more inclusive and democratic." Ask ANYONE in Nigeria, Vietnam, anyone living under 100% inflation of the fiat from a crazed dictator!! you SNOBS!!
All the same old agitprop. Crypto is an MLM, it's a Ponzi!! No, BTC is NOT but some FIATS ARE!! Don't forget to make fun of the PM's trying to save the City with crypto!! While IGNORING the massive global wave of crypto taking over!! 
Even those advocating CBDCs are still "snake oil salesmen" to the FT!
Wake up the judges and order BOATLOADS of FU's for this article!! Just like the "unlimited" funds at the Fed, we will print up all the FU's we need to cover THIS hot mess!!
That's if for print!! Online then: 
TLDR: 21 Shares is funny, they launched the worst performing ETF of ALL HISTORY, a horribly mis-timed reverse BTC ETP starting out right when BTC went on the last major rip up to 60K!!
They closed THAT one, all right!! Also they closed the FTX ETP HA HA HA!!
It's funny, one of the six ETPs shutting in this non-story is a Terra Classic ETF ah HA HA HA HA HA!! Others are "risk managed" which means pricey collars are build in with expensive options. None of these are a fart in the wind. Really, all together they were 0.6% of 21 shares ETF AUMs.
The REAL story is buried at the bottom four lines. The ACTUAL headline should read: Inflows are UP in Crypto ETPS this year at 21 shares!! Flagship BTC and ETH funds pass the crucial 200 MM mark THIS YEAR!!
ahh, the $#($&#(*& spin doctors!! Have three out of five FU's for this chop job, we don't CARE what the judges say ( it should only be two or one, they argue.)
Finally, online, it looks like Cathie Woods WAS the supergenius to take some COIN profit this week!!
TLDR: after meeting with COIN 60 times in the past nine months, Coinbase gets their second Wells notice. The CLO says he is prepped for a fight. COIN says they have been asking for reasonable clarity for years, and they are disappointed the SEC just goes to threats instead. For example, COIN asked the SEC which coins are securities?? the SEC never answered.
That's it cryptofans!! SOMEHOW the FT just never got around to mentioning BTC pumping right back up to 28.5K AFTER the rate rise!! lie of omission, par for the course!! But GOOD HAPPY crypto news that OVERWHELMS all the spin above!!
Take care of yourselves and each other, it's always darkest before the dawn!!
We love y'all!! Peace out!
Love, Dave
ps please refer a pal! Thanking you!
