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This is a blog by Evan Fleischer.


Admiral Ackbar Shoots A Commercial

29 Nov 2019 1 minute read 0 comments efleischer

Admiral Akbar’s traps were humane — could catch both squirrels and planets. Here was Akbar in the woods, down on one knee, his voice gently scraping along the edges of David Attenborough hues, placing a cracker with a bit of peanut butter on it in th...

Wings

24 Nov 2019 1 minute read 0 comments efleischer

Ornithologists at Cornell have built a bird.They have built several.They have built a bird that sings.They have built a bird that dances.They have built a series of birds that quietly watch Jonathan Franzen get into the car every morning.They have bu...

Hints of Regeneration

24 Nov 2019 2 minute read 0 comments efleischer

Note: this article was originally published elsewhere in 2018. Just after 12 on August 17th, surrounded by construction projects in various stages of completion across the campus, Dr. Igor Adameyko of the selfsame Adameyko Lab presented a talk at the...

Woke Up This Morning

24 Nov 2019 1 minute read 0 comments efleischer

Sunlight on my voicebrings out the taste of the last last night,the final over-the-shoulder lookbefore the plunge into the post-blues flow,a Mississippi River dried to dusty airwhere riverboat musicians honk zombie gas intomouthpieces, reeds, and pla...

How to Write A Screenplay in a Café

24 Nov 2019 5 minute read 0 comments efleischer

Note: this piece was originally published elsewhere. 1. You have decided to write a screenplay in a café. You may be in Los Angeles and have decided that The Bourgeois Pig is the right place for you to accomplish this task. But, really, you could be...