[This satire article has been written with the help of openAI's GP-2 machine learning language via talktotransformer]
When I invest in chainlink, I like to know that all the money I put into it is actually paying off. Even though I invest in chainlink because I want a nice wall of text that speaks volumes about the security of a project, my money is being spent in a way that pays off. That's why I am making this post!
Although I have trust in the great guys of the team as a whole (personally, Sergey is with a good group of people), I'm cautious. The service's on-chain agreement means that there is a high level of integrity and accountability, and I take that to mean that they are capable of making decisions with their members' best interests at heart.
Not to mention, the respect that they're showing me is not just a label of respect, but one that's earned over time through value of the work they do. I have great confidence in them and they're very capable.
Analogies will lead to good discussions, and are vital!
"Chainlink investment analogies will lead to good discussions, and are vital" screams Sergey. "But too many guys feel uncomfortable with computers, even when they are locked and loaded with a good grasp of signal processing, graph theory, and linear algebra."
Sergey rejects and laments the need for better cryptography in the security industry. "Our industry needs to grow up," he says angrily. "We're sending the wrong message to the government."
"If it is so smart, why is it so scary?"
This article should not be considered investment advice. Each person is different, and your results may differ from what I describe. This article is for informational purposes only. It is not intended as a substitute for medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.
