Here is a collection of humorous Internet memes by President Abraham Lincoln:
"Go to the theater they say. It will be fun they say."
"I have to show everyone how badass my beard is getting."
"Don't Believe the Internet Lincoln Humor Poster."
"Why is the Covid-19 making people forget about me?"
“I am very little inclined on any occasion to say anything unless I hope to produce some good meme by it.”
"Make theater safe again!"
"In my time my country was fighting a civil war. Do you see me shutting down my government?"
“The problem with internet quotes is that you cannot always depend on their accuracy.”
"My wife is dragging off to another stupid play. Will someone please just kill me?"
“Those who deny Internet access to others deserve it not for themselves, and, under a just God cannot retain it.”
"I tried to help you out, Black folks, but you just keep voting for the democrats."
"What kind of concert is this? It's the second worse live performance I've ever attended!"
"If you do not believe in racial equality, you are on the wrong side of history."
“To sin by silence when they should meme, makes cowards of men.”
"Why I am always quoted wrongfully especially on the Internet?"
"A top hat I wear that! Slavery I abolished that!"
“I quote slowly, but I never meme backward.”
“If there is anything that links the human to the divine, it is the courage to stand by a meme when everybody else rejects it.”
"The Internet is the truth."
“And this quote, too, shall pass away.”
“A nation that does not honor its memes will not long endure.”
“I will study and prepare myself, and someday my meme will come.”
“My father taught me to quote; he did not teach me to love it.”
“I have destroyed my quotes when I made memes of them”
"If you think that Bitcoin is the be-all and end-all of permissionless, distributed, and decentralized money, you forget about the token AbeLinCoin."
"Black lives matter before it was cool."
"It's hard to believe, but NOT everything you read on the internet is true."
"Don't interfere with anything in the constitution or I will have to interfere in your constituency."
"The republicans emancipated negers, yet all republicans are racists?"
"There is a name for people without beards... Women!"
“Commitment is what transforms a meme into reality.”
"85% of quotes on the internet are made up."
"Abolish sleevery."
“That some achieve great memes, is proof to all that others can achieve it as well.”
"I wish conservatives would stop using me in their propaganda saying Republicans ended slavery. Back then, "Republicans" were liberal, and "Democrats" were conservative. Conservatives did not end slavery, liberals did!"
"Yes. It is True. I saw it on the Internet."
“Abe quotes are all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.”
"C'mon. Remember your President. I am Honest Abe, not Shinzo Abe. Do I look like some Japanese politician fighting a declining birth rate to you?"
"If it is on the internet then it must be true, and you can't question it."
"If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."
"Don't trust every internet meme you see on Facebook."
"What is the hardest thing to say? That I am the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until my assassination in 1865? Or that I was preceded by John Henry and succeeded by Thomas L. Harris? If you really want to play this game, well you know what, I am not into plays!"
"The civil war was not so civil was it?"
“If the Internet is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world.”
"The Lincoln's image carved into the stone of Mount Rushmore? Heard about it. Honestly, I prefer the postage stamp of 1866 that was issued by the U.S. Post Office exactly one year after my death."
"Quoting others does not make you sound deep."
“I believe the Internet is the best gift God has ever given to man. All the good from The Savior of the world is communicated to us through this cable.”
"No-one was a better fit to proclaim a Union speech than me until the next civil war."
"We demand but do not appreciate attribution."
“If the Internet is not wrong, nothing is wrong.”
“I don't like that play. I must get to know it better.”
"An epidemic of presidential memes.. this is my legacy for the American generations during the Covid-19."
"Please don't believe everything you read on the Internet!"
"A meme war on the internet cannot wreak havoc as a civil war."
"Grant! Please... Stop spamming my Wikipedia page with your stories about your addiction to alcoholism. I have nothing to do with that!"
"The best way to predict a meme is to create it."
"An internet divided against itself cannot stand."
"Joe Biden? President elected? Come on folk. Give me a break. The thing is this. Did you watch his masked parade inauguration? Bet the pal sets up the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud ever in the history of our country. And I know that you guy helped him out four years ago from now on."
“I am nothing, the Internet is everything.”
"If honest Abe grants it, the meme award is for Ulysse."
"Seriously? Now a guy can't even enjoy a night out at the theater!"
“Always bear in mind that your own resolution to misquote others is more important than any one thing.”
“The written word may be man's greatest invention. It allows us to meme with the dead, the absent, and the unborn.”
“A tendency to meme...let it be observed, is a misfortune, not a fault.”
"Internet quotes are always reliable."
“You cannot help people permanently by doing memes for them, for they could and should do them for themselves.”
"Memorials render visible what is invisible. And it is all because of a play."
"If you are of humble origin, or of unpopular color, don't sweat it. You can still visit the Lincoln memorial. Some badmouth that slave negers erected it. Ain't true. I personally overseed the construction of the monument myself."
“A meme is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.”
"A tophat, a slavery abolition or a play. To be honest, the worse decision was the last one."
"Online political memes are like a disease and the cure is a decent civil war."
"I have been the most trolled president of the USA until Donald Trump came in."
“I remember my mother's memes and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.”
"I will grant you that civil war meme can get out of hand."
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine the face of Abraham Lincoln with a meme caption below it."
"Internet, memes, and theaters gives me a headache."
Poor Abe, he had to endure a difficult presidency, an assassination, internet mockery plus political propaganda. Everyone is laughing about him and telling lies.
Especially fake-checkers, you never know what conflict of interests lurks behind these people, possibly George Soros or Bill Gates..or even Abraham Lincoln!