Derek has given up Time Travel.
Derek has given up Time Travel.

Derek has given up Time Travel.

Derek has given up Time Travels for reasons of practical expedience and to devote more time to a particularly important project. Episode #1 of an intermittent series on Surrealism, Technology, and Science.


Derek Gives Up OnTime Travel: How It All Came To A Bit Of A Head.

31 Aug 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah

Derek has announced that he knows who mugged him, yet, is reticent to reveal the identity of the culprit. In a moment of ingeniuous clarity, Derek explained. Knowing the identity of a Time Traveller who did a particular thing is of no use if you do n...

Derek Gives Up On Time Travel: How It All Became Personal.

29 Aug 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah

When Derek gets drunk his IQ rises. It doubles. According to Derek his IQ reaches towards infinity just before he passes out. This, as the rationale for using highly advanced technology, such as Time Travel, to go on a Pub Crawl in the 1980s escapes...

Derek Gives Up On Time Travel: The Thickening Of The Plot.

27 Aug 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah

Derek had Indexed Ledgers.Those vintage books that Accountants used in the 1850s. Alphabetically listed is every Pub that Derek has ever had a drink in. It is, quite literally, the most tedious thing you could ever read. There are fifty two volumes,...

Derek Gives Up Time Travel: How It All Became Tense.

26 Aug 2021 3 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah

Derek, in a caravan, in Wales, had spent a month considering some data. His first clue, he said, was that he changed his Darwin Notes for Jane Austin Notes on 1 March 2018 and then again changed his Darwin Notes for Florence Nightingales on 20 May 19...

Derek Gives Up Time Travel: How It Unravelled.

25 Aug 2021 2 minute read 2 comments Hubert Huzzah

I once gave Derek some sturdy advice. If you are going to travel in time, get yourself a really sturdy ledger. There was a bit more to the advice than that. Get a really sturdy ledger. A big double entry job. And three pencils. Not pens. Pencils nev...

Derek Gives Up Time Travel: How It Got All Complicated.

24 Aug 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah

Derek, uncomfortable in sweat drenched tee shirt and jeans, commenced belching and farting. Bodily eruptions had always been his forte and he had just returned from the 4 June 1976. Tracking down a punk with a mohican. Derek wanted his money back. Th...

Derek Gives Up Time Travel: How It All Began.

23 Aug 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Hubert Huzzah

Derek, has given up Time Travel. Derek says there is no money in it. I had given him £100 and told him to travel back in time, put it into shares and then travel back forwards to get the profit. He was fine up to the point where he realised that a 20...