
A hotel guest came out to the street and noticed that next to the hotel doorman there was a cute puppy.
"Does your dog bite?" he asked the doorman.
"No," answered the doorman.
The hotel man then bent down and telling the dog gentle nothings attempted to pet it. However, the dog didn't like it and bit him.
"Ouch!" cried the hotel guest, "What a crazy dog! You told me that your dog doesn't bite!"
"That's true," said the doorman, "my dog doesn't bite, but this isn't my dog."