Crypto Crashing OH GOD OH JESUS IT'S ALL OVER AAA
Sell all your crypto

Crypto Crashing OH GOD OH JESUS IT'S ALL OVER AAA

By AlucardLife | cryptoinvesting | 28 Feb 2021


Sell all your shit! It's all over.

It was a dream. There is absolutely no way to fight the central banks. They have an edict from God to rule over us, and they were actually the creators of bitcoin all along. They created it to flush out all potential rebels to their Great Reset. If you stay in the market, you will suffer every single coin — that's right, every single coin — to 0.

Get back into fiat. That's all you have. Although the US dollar is being debased at 15% per year, it is the only thing you will be able to buy anything with. That is, for the short amount of time you have left to afford anything. Bread makers reported they will be raising their prices to $25 per slice, and butter will be limited to VIP customers only.

Do this quickly, and you may be able to make the last few days of your life marginally comfortable before you succumb to COVID and die alone and crying in your quarantined room full of flying roaches and vomit-stained bedsheets. Psychologists advise that couples with newborns kill them now, as they will invariably have to revert to cannibalism to survive. Better if the baby doesn't see it coming.

So yeah, sell your crypto, cry yourself to sleep, and kill your babies. Those of you who manage not to catch COVID and die, prepare to become slaves to your reptilian overlords. The party was fun while it lasted.

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YOUR GUIDE TO MAKING MONEY IN CRYPTO STARTS HERE ---> Making Money in Crypto Part 1

Always remember:

Burgerswap Bridge will steal your crypto
Deus.Finance is led by a psychotic wannabe despot
AllianceBlock is a shit project
All algorithmic stablecoins (Basis Cash, Mithril, Empty Set Dollar) are a SCAM

Don’t get your bitcoin from PayPal
Trade on BSC, not Ethereum
Ivan on Tech, Elliotrades and Bitboy are complete liars, and
If you are always losing money trading crypto, read here.

Gems I'm investing in:

NFTs - Doki Doki
Trading - Unimex
Finance - Soar


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