Deepfake of Anna Kendrick in a studded leather jacket, gloves and leggings

There are some things that money just can't buy. For everything else, there's a crypto credit card.

A lady friend of mine sends me motivational quotes almost every day, to keep me inspired and positive until my financial/work situation is better (and also to remind me that there are still people whom care about me, sespite all the crap treatment I've received). One of the more recent ones stated this:

"There are some things in life that money just can't buy, like integrity, manners, morals and the love of certain beautiful dark-haired women in short skirts, long jackets and tall boots."

OK, wait a minute, maybe not the last one, then ... I guess I'm fortunate that I've never had to, for reasons that I still find largely unfathomable. (Surely, there's got to be more to it than treating women like people in their own right and actually listening to/paying attention to them and believing their lived experiences when they tell me things. Apparently not. Apparently, the bar to clear really is set that low.) Sadly, that doesn't include her (incidentally a beautiful dark-haired woman with a penchant for wearing tall boots) because she's happily married and has never shown any romantic/sexual interest in me, as far as I've been able to discern (although admittedly I'm terribly bad at doing that). Still, she knows my tastes.

"I want a woman with a short skirt and long jacket."
 — Cake; Short Skirt, Long Jacket

It's way too early in the day for the Noonday Tune as I write this, no no music video for that number. Besides, the official one is rather uninteresting,   given the subject matter. Perhaps someone's made something inspired. Maybe I should, to promote my artwork.

Deepfake of Cate Upton X Elisha Cuthbert in a black leather jacket and skirt Deepfake of Cate Upton X Elisha Cuthbert in a leather jacket and skirt

Deepfake of Anna Kendrick in a studded leather jacket, gloves and leggings Deepfake of Anna Kendrick in a studded leather jacket, gloves and leggings (poster's own creation)

Still, I am hoping/trying to sell artwork which quite prominently features beautiful women (many of them dark-haired) so/similarly attired, but I think that's different to actually soliciting the services of a woman of negotiable affection (not that I have anything to say against that; everybody has their price and has to get their fun somehow, after all). I mean, some women even apparently enjoy that profession and it is legal to some extent in certain parts of the world. I don't judge all the things that float people's boats , lest I too be judged.

On that note, I'm off to investigate the Telos blockchain and see if I can get a wallet for it, then make some NFTs on it. So far, doing so with Ethereum (ETH) and Solana (SOL) isn't working out for me and I should delete my collections on OpenSea and SolSea. Happy Fishnet Friday, folks!

ivanka Trump X Kat von D X Romy Rain - Leather Woman #01 Deepfake of Ivanka Trump X Kat von D X Romy Rain - Leather Woman #01 // An uncensored version of this image, without a watermark, exists.

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Great White Snark
Great White Snark

I'm currently seeking fixed employment as a S/W & Web developer (C# & ASP .NET MVC, PHP 8+, Python 3), hoping to stash the farmed fiat and go full Crypto, quit the 07:30-18:00 grind. Unsigned music producer; snarky; white; balding; smashes Patriarchy.

Cryptographic Anarchy: (Mis)Adventures in Crypto
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