Ah, the inexperienced young fools let me back into the chat room on TipNano already, which was their mistake. I learned long ago that if I'm going to ban/block/mute someone even once, for even the slightest infraction, they must stay that way permanently for the duration of my use of the same platform/site/service as them, because they'll come back swinging or repeat the behaviour that got them blocked/muted in the first place. When people show you whom they really are, you'd do well to believe them the first time you see their true colours. You dumb fucks should have perma-banned me from chat when you had the chance, not allowed me back in early, before the seven-day timeout expired (merely two days later). The amateurism is very strong with these ones, Obi Wan! Having helped the CVn mods to learn that lesson and then toss an Iranian motherfucker by judicious application of multiple hefty slaps to the face (just last night), I remain firm in that conviction. (To be clear here, I like CVn, since nobody gives a flying fuck what language I use there or about what I write. The only real rule there seems to be "keep your bigotry to yourself or fuck off". Everything else is more of a guideline, including that most of it should be in English or German, not that people seem to read them. I just wish I could block arsehats or be granted moderation/motherfucker-tossing privileges on it. I have asked how to go about applying for the latter, but got no response.)
True to form, I gave Minotti (the child whom gets offended by swearing) a piece of my mind:
"Kyk noot vir my, Minotti, seun, asseblief! Ek het in hierdie moederfokker geloop met nie voks om te gee nie en ek sal uit hierdie doos loop met nie voks te gee nie (maar met die Nano dat ek hier kry, nog al). Niemand sal met my vok en bly of leef gelukkig as ek wil nie daarvan hou nie. Vok af, gaan kak in die mielies en vrek soos ǹ siek hond, kind. Jou ma se poes!"
My Afrikaans is not great, so there are probably some inaccuracies in the sentence structure and word choice of the above (which could make it hard to translate and for which I do apologise). Of course, that went down like a lead balloon, got deleted from chat history (probably as much for not being in English as anything else, another of the discriminatory, stupid and strictly enforced rules) and I was told "just follow the chat rules, that's all" by another moderator.
"Yeah, as if I'm going to do that. Fat fucking chance, Jessie! Rules are for Statists. Politically, I'm an Anarchist. Rules are meant to be bent or broken, as far as I'm concerned.
Online, I go wherever I want, whenever I want, say/write whatever I want and however I want, to whomever I want. I ruthlessly insult, mock, and urinate on the name, character and reputation of whomever tries to stop me, so that I can drag it through the resultant mud. I do this publicly, because people like to watch the drama and spectacle of a roaring dumpster fire and they pay me in crypto for my efforts in starting and sustaining them. You and Minotti have no authority over me if I don't afford that privilege to you, just because some arbitrary autocrat developer with a Website/app gave you badges, hats and privileges. Both of you are as naught to me and I do not respect your authoritah!
Now, until the two of you do as I told Minotti to do, I will likely not be seen in TipNano chat again. Now be good little kids and do as the adult instructed! Shit just got real, again! Snark fucking out!"
Don't make me come and get you!
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