I was just going to shut Publish0x down and go for other things, but -- TA-DAMMM!
This post really made my today!
Also note the final words: I have to get ready for work now.
To grease the yacht for a trip to the Bahamas, I presume?
Please tip that guy so that he could get enough gasoline for the trip!
What a funny guy, n'est ce pas?