Adventures of a cryptofreak: how to cook a cat and get rich quick with cryptocurrencies.
14 May 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Jelly Fish
Yesterday was a pretty shitty day for crypto... Well, not exactly for crypto itself, it's still pretty fine in general. But many wannabe "crypto-investors" paid their ape tax yesterday. A tiny digest of the shit that happened. Mr. Elon The Almighty s...
12 May 2021 2 minute read 2 comments Jelly Fish
The recent Hotbit hack has passed strangely unnoticed by the crypto-press. Even less noticed is the fact that Hotbit steals their clients' assets. However, it's exactly the shit that happens. Not so long ago I made an article about how I got rich wit...
11 May 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Jelly Fish
A couple of months ago I was hunting for airdrops on Twitter and Telegram. Well, I should say that 99.9% of those were pure shitdrops. Ponzi-ish projects require you to subscribe, follow, tag, comment, retweet, and perform other spammy bullshit -- of...
23 Apr 2021 1 minute read 11 comments Jelly Fish
Several days ago I decided to try BSC DeFi and went to Pancakebunny -- "No.1 Yield Optimizer", as the guys call themselves. I've chosen Pancakebunny because it looks too big and established to pull the rug, it offers a "single token stake" with rathe...
23 Apr 2021 1 minute read 55 comments Jelly Fish
Tl;dr: if you’ve interacted with AMPL on-chain, you are eligible to claim FORTH tokens.Ampleforth guys Unfortunately, those of you who have withdrawn AMPL tokens directly to your exchange account cannot claim FORTH tokens.Igor Tomic of Publish0x By n...
22 Apr 2021 1 minute read 16 comments Jelly Fish
I don't consider myself to be a lucky person. Honestly, in my life I missed many good opportunities, and in crypto alone I missed pretty much all the "get-rich-quick" things. But at last, today I've hit my jackpot!!!1 By now everyone should know abou...
15 Apr 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Jelly Fish
About half a year ago I made a post about tin foil security implemented by many asshanded CEXes and CeFis (well, by some DEXes and DeFis too). The main idea was that instead of improving their own project's security, many asshanded monkeys keep dem...
8 Apr 2021 2 minute read 1 comment Jelly Fish
I trade crypto on CEXes, simply because it's now the only way to trade it. DEXes (or rather, AMM engines) are good only to swap one shit for another back and forth. And both CEXes and DEXes are two kinds of shit, actually. This week I've got more tha...
6 Apr 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Jelly Fish
I've already made several articles about my toy inwastments in gambling ventures and today it's just a little follow-up. These days I'm busy with TrustDice. It's a one-year-old gambling project and its best feature is its free faucet, TXT token, and...
30 Mar 2021 1 minute read 3 comments Jelly Fish
Hey hey, I saved the world todayEverybody's happy nowThe bad things gone away.And everybody's happy now,The good thing's here to stay.Please let it stay!Eurythmix (1999) Well, it seems the looming gloom is pretty much over for now, the crypto-analyst...
