
Hey all! Hope everyone is keeping well and had a successful week earning. Let me introduce myself, I'm Crypto 🐢
I am a none hibernating leopard tortoise, and will grow to the size of a dinner plate. My claim to fame is that my breed are in the top 5 small animals to spot in Africa, not that I have ever been or really want to. I live the life of luxury in the UK. I have a lush bachelor pad with a heated pool and its very own salad bar. The only thing missing is a hottie to share it all with. But mama says I have to be at least 4 years old to have a girlfriend.
I was hatched in June 2020 and live with mama, dada and my little bro smelly butt.
We have all been in lockdown for what feels like forever, can't wait to get out in the warm weather and feel the fresh grass on my feet. Covid has caused so much boredom and made me reach for the salad bar every night. Its also taken a toll on my finances. Maintenance on my crib isn't cheap. So we have taken to learning and earning crypto.
To be honest Mama is a slow learner with stuff like this, she's away with the fairy's half the time. Dada says she's technically challenged. I've advised her to pick a few and hodl maybe 🤔
Dada on the other hand is a smart cookie, me and mama are so chuffed with him as he has doubled his money already. He has been teaching me as he learns himself. I will get them to share there techniques in the next few weeks.
My little bro smelly butt cant even walk yet so he won't be contributing much. I had to teach him to crawl a few months ago what a challenge that was, all he wants to do is try and eat me! Mama says he doesn't, its just because he is teething. But I've seen that look in his eyes, he definitely wants to bite me 😅
Well that's a bit about us, hope you enjoyed it. Next week is my monthly weigh in, I will explain more later. Better go... need a nap.