In the land of Discord, once every midsummer moon, there arises the season of the Swole Torchic Chicken. This is no ordinary poultry. It is a buff, steroid-induced beefy set of muscly cluk-cluk. Not only does this particular bird of the KFC variety bench press 400 whatever, it also chirps innocently only to thereby fool bystanders into getting closer, then it pounds them to a messy pulp with two jackhammer fists of torchic power. It is no mere creature to underestimate. No, this is the very Swole Torchic Chicken.

The genesis of the Torchic Chicken is not well known. It is assumed this swollen excuse for a drumstick package ate some radioactive chicken feed or got into a puddle of industrial bottle of weed & grow. Unfortunately, the particular plucker didn't make to the Lucky Farms processing plant to make for a hefty package of dinner delights. Instead, the orangish mutated tweety bird got loose and ran off to cartoon land to become a rather famous hero of the pokemon variety.

Today, the Torchic Chicken followers celebrate this over-fluffed avian package of muscle with multiple postings recognizing the hefty sightings of the bird. The Torchic Chicken looms over many, fluffing its chest with multiple striations of tightened soft tissue and bounded power of the Arnold Schwarzenegger variety. That said, for the rest of Chickenville, there is no special treatment. If the average cluckey is lucky, he or she ends up being one of the crispy variety servings. However, the Torchic Chicken lives on every July, never wavering in its Herculean presence of swole featherdome.