Back again with a brief update to my previous review of Crypto Farmer now I've got a couple of extra things to report.

This week I forced myself to log in a few times, watch some ads, cause some pain trying to add up in my head, all in an attempt to see if I have it in me to last long enough to get that 10K harvest points to check out my first $10, and verify if you spend your harvest when you withdraw, or not.

So I managed to claw my fucking way to 110 harvest - just over 1% of the way there. This is gonna take a long fucking while!

Seems the ads are not an everyday refresh thing - I have paid zero fucking attention to them but I don't think I've seen the same ad twice. Not that you can always tell when some of them don't load because the target site no longer fucking exists (but you still get your 5 harvest if you wait and validate, the jokes on Crypto Farmer for this one, at least).

Their ad system allows you to buy ads within the game without any kind of verification, so it seriously just looks like players are paying to push their referral links to other games and sites, and each ad is a view-once thing only.

Shitballs.

So to get to that crazy fucking 10000 harvest by ads alone not only do you need a shitload of time to view and validate the ads (check the original review for my time calculations on that, I'm not gonna reprint them here), but they also need to have enough ads on the fucking site, and show them to you, to score your amazeballs 5 harvest per ad.

Double-extra scam kudos goes to Crypto Farmer for a system where they can ultimately control how fast players gain harvest by (potentially) artificially limiting the number shown to them and nobody would ever be fucking wiser for it.

But in other news, fuck me, somebody actually signed up to my referral link from the review, so I have something even more interesting to report!

It looks like a single referral will net you 200 harvest. A shitload better than ads, and I was honestly expecting only 50 or 100.

Now to crunch those numbers and then shit on them as I am so good at doing....

By referrals alone, you've only got to force 50 friends to sign up for this piece of shit to cash out your first $10. You could actually spend $0.10 each to bribe them, and still walk away with $5. Not so bad, except when you count the fact you'd be down 50 friends too.

There is still another way to earn harvest I have found - by putting in your own real money (surprise fucking surprise). However what I can gather from some research is that you get 30% of what you put in back as harvest. Hell fucking no am I putting in my own money to verify this, but basically I would need to spend $34 to pull $10 out. Nope. Nope nope nope. And fuck no.

There are also reports of payouts not being paid, or at least not being paid for weeks...... definitely sounds like a pyramid scheme and they are just waiting for some other poor fool to put money in before they decide to give a little something back to keep another sucker playing.

So, there we go, even more proof that Crypto Farmer is a complete fucking scam - don't waste your time, don't waste your money. You will just lose both!

Extra-special thanks to you, whoever you are, for going through the pain to sign up to this shit-awful trash with my referral link for the advancement of science and proliferation of my foul language. I'm having a glass of wine in your honour as I write this.