That was a wild night! Someone took very seriously the "I wanna have sex on the beach" song! So seriously that the girl forgot to put on her lower part of the bikini and left the place. There were empty beer bottles, drink cups, one sock, the lower part of the bikini but there was something missing there: condoms! So... dear owner of the bikini, in nine months or so you will probably have a beach baby! And let's hope is just that and not an STD! If the baby is a girl you can call her Luna (moon) or Summer and if its a boy you can call him Jule cause it was made in July haaa
Also, tell you partner to stop being so cheap and take you to a better place! That beach is not the best one and the rocks kill the romance. Oh wait, you can call the baby boy Rocky! And how the heck you guys managed to do you thing with all those biting midges in there? Those little insects bites hard! It hurts like hell and leave huge marks. I bet you look like a twister board by now! Cold aloe, use cold aloe for the bites! And to think little Rocky came into this world on a hot night at the beach while the insects were biting hard! I really hope you come up with a really good story about how he was created cause he will need therapy if you tell him the truth!
